Sleep with My Thoughts, Dance with My Views

Ask me anything  
I'm Sammy.
I don't care what you do.
"Living in a jar, think the lid's the sky."


    I failed my final because a GIRL sitting next to me was wearing a TANK TOP ad i saw her sholders and got distracted all the blood in my brain went to my huge Dong

    (via baileysays)

    — 14 hours ago with 174492 notes


    Chocolate mousse pie with peanut butter whip + pretzel crust / Recipe

    (via gocourtneygo)

    — 2 days ago with 1126 notes
    "tell ur dog i said hi"
    me to all my friends w/ dogs (via guy)

    (Source: 420dongsquad, via coffeepeople)

    — 3 days ago with 216591 notes

The best coonhound around 🍴🙏 (New Sweden, TX)


    The best coonhound around 🍴🙏 (New Sweden, TX)

    (via jessikarai)

    — 3 days ago with 1948 notes



    Shout out to that one shirt that’s fit you for like, 5 years no matter how much your body has changed

    I even grew boobs and it’s like ‘whatever, I got you’.

    (via lindseybluth)

    — 3 days ago with 231050 notes